《德云社师徒父子相声大典成都站 2018》是德云社在成都的相声专场秀。郭德纲于谦、岳云鹏孙越、郭麒麟闫鹤翔三对搭档齐聚成都，为大家带来一场精彩绝伦的相声表演。
设定在首部多年之后，邓普顿兄弟蒂姆和泰德长大成人，两人关系也逐渐疏远。蒂姆已婚已育，泰德是对冲基金的首席执行官，两人将因为一个有着先进方式和积极进取态度的新任“宝贝老板”重新联系在一起，激发出新的家族企业。 蒂姆和有“超级妈妈”之称的妻子卡罗尔及异常聪慧的7岁女儿塔比莎、刚出生超级可爱的婴儿蒂娜住在郊区，塔比莎是一所有威望的教育机构的尖子生，将叔叔泰德视为偶像，想成为他那样的人，但蒂姆担心她太过用功，导致无法过一个正常的童年。当蒂娜作为宝贝集团最高机密特工的真实身份曝光，目的是为了揭开塔比莎学校及其神秘创始人阿姆斯特朗博士背后的黑暗秘密时，邓普顿兄弟将以一种意想不到的方式重聚，两人重新审视家庭的意义，明白什么才是最重要的。
代号猎鹰的安迪（刘德华 饰）是知名冒险专家，连警方也常拜托他出面解决棘手问题。安迪与搭档碰撞球（王晶 饰）总能利用身手与技术完美达成任务。安迪的朋友沈昆因找到魔翡翠遭到苏联克格勃的追杀，遂在希腊向安迪求助。安迪与小外甥彬彬（小彬彬 饰）、碰撞球一行来到雅典，却阴差阳错与沈昆错过，后者将魔翡翠落在小小彬手中。另一方面，为了阻止克格勃抢夺魔翡翠，国际刑警组织的探员一直与精通中国文化和功夫的克格勃首领力战。小小彬无意中发现了魔翡翠具有语言能力和超能力，并与其成为了朋友。在安迪、克格勃和国际刑警三方的争夺中，他们发现魔翡翠原来是属于外星人……
你坐的那把椅子，也隐藏着戏剧性的日常生活。每集有一把实际存在的著名椅子登场，结合椅子的形成和特性等编织而成，富于变化、独特而不可思议的“椅子与女性”的8个故事。@哦撸马（阿点）
Somewhere in the remote region, the war ends. In the midst of ruined cities and houses in the streets, in rural hamlets, everywhere where people still live, are children who have lost their homes and parents. Abandoned, hungry, and in rags, defenseless and humiliated, they wander through the world. Hunger drives them. Little streams of orphans merge into a river which rushes forward and submerges everything in its path. The children do not know any feeling; they know only the world of their enemies. They fight, steal, struggle for a mouthful of food, and violence is merely a means to get it. A gang led by Cahoun finds a refuge in an abandoned castle and encounters an old composer who has voluntarily retired into solitude from a world of hatred, treason, and crime. How can they find a common ground, how can they become mutual friends The castle becomes their hiding place but possibly it will also be their first home which they may organize and must defend. But even for this, the price will be very high. To this simple story, the journalist, writer, poet, scriptwriter, movie director, and film theoretician Béla Balázs applied many years of experience. He and the director Géza Radványi created a work which opened a new postwar chapter in Hungarian film. Surprisingly, this film has not lost any of its impact over the years, especially on a profound philosophical level. That is to say, it is not merely a movie about war; it is not important in what location and in what period of time it takes place. It is a story outside of time about the joyless fate of children who pay dearly for the cruel war games of adults. At the time it was premiered, the movie was enthusiastically received by the critics. The main roles were taken by streetwise boys of a children's group who created their roles improvisationally in close contact with a few professional actors, and in the children's acting their own fresh experience of war's turmoil appears to be reflected. At the same time, their performance fits admirably into the mosaic of a very complex movie language. Balázs's influence revealed itself, above all, in the introductory sequences an air raid on an amusement park, seen in a montage of dramatic situations evoking the last spasms of war, where, undoubtedly, we discern the influence of classical Soviet cinematography. Shooting, the boy's escape, the locomotive's wheels, the shadows of soldiers with submachine guns, the sound of a whistle—the images are linked together in abrupt sequences in which varying shots and expressive sharp sounds are emphasized. A perfectly planned screenplay avoided all elements of sentimentality, time-worn stereotypes of wronged children, romanticism and cheap simplification. The authors succeeded in bridging the perilous dramatic abyss of the metamorphosis of a children's community. Their telling of the story (the scene of pillaging, the assault on the castle, etc) independently introduced some neorealist elements which, at that time, were being propagated in Italy by De Sica, Rossellini, and other film artists. The rebukes of contemporary critics, who called attention to formalism for its own sake have been forgotten. The masterly art of cameraman Barnabás Hegyi gives vitality to the poetic images. His angle shots of the children, his composition of scenes in the castle interior, are a living document of the times, and underline the atmosphere and the characters of the protagonists. The success of the picture was also enhanced by the musical art of composer Dénes Buday who, in tense situations, inserted the theme of the Marseilaise into the movie's structure, as a motive of community unification, as an expression of friendship and the possibility of understanding. Valahol Europaban is the first significant postwar Hungarian film. It originated in a relaxed atmosphere, replete with joy and euphoria, and it includes these elements in order to demonstrate the strength of humanism, tolerance, and friendship. It represents a general condemnation of war anywhere in the world, in any form.
生于1979年的宝贝（周迅）少时总梦见自己会飞，当她对自己从何处来感到困惑时，通过母亲之口知晓被捡于垃圾箱，这令她自此不断生出奇思怪想。在中国改革开放的进程中，宝贵渐渐长大，见证城市的飞速发展。 某天，一头乱发的宝贝捡到一卷“自拍带”，发现带子中的男人和她一样也“想飞”后，她开始满世界寻找他，期望用自己的精神拯救他的灵魂，两人能有美好的未来。“自拍带”中的男人叫刘志（黄觉），是个每日在都市中辛苦讨生活的白领，精灵古怪的宝贝的出现令他早已麻木的心重新点燃激情，两人迅速坠入爱河，然而，生活中除了风花雪夜的浪漫爱情，更多是零零碎碎的平庸无聊。
汪永芳主演的故事。一个魔教团伙专以蛊害人，汪永芳是个迷人鲜艳的模特；后被魔教迷了心。到最后，尽情色欲的故事。香港三级明星汪永芳激情出演,春光乍泄。香艳尽露!
三浦在妓院的妓院街谋生，有一天，他邂逅年轻情侣则夫和千间，千间想在吉原辛苦工作三年，开自己的店，三浦设法让他们都在土耳其浴场找到了工作。后来冲绳的由起也来了……
皮皮鲁和鲁西西是一对双胞胎兄妹，鲁西西成绩优异，皮皮鲁调皮贪玩。有一天鲁西西在家里发现了一个奇怪的罐头，罐头里面出现了五个只有火柴棍高的小人，鲁西西给他们分别起名博士、上尉、艺术家、歌唱家、外交官。皮皮鲁与鲁西西这对兄妹在结识了五位罐头小人后，使他们的学习和生活发生了翻天覆地的变化，开启了一系列奇幻冒险趣事。
作家德里斯（Dries Van Hegen 饰）某天受到三个男人的邀请，要他当乐队的鼓手。科恩（Norman Baert 饰）、詹（Gunter Lamoot 饰）、伊万（Sam Louwyck 饰）各有身体的缺陷组队困难，且想借助德里斯的名气。科恩精神狂躁，长期幻想自己倒立在天花板上；詹是个同性恋，他右手残疾，因其在年少一次自慰时被母亲惊吓过度导致不能弯曲，父亲瘫痪在床；伊万的听力十分糟糕，他有个放荡的妻子和一个小女儿。德里斯决定加入乐队，并为乐队取名为“女权主义者”。乐队随即开始在詹的家中进行排练，不久科恩强行和詹的母亲发生了关系。德里斯找到绰号为“大阴茎”的男人，通过他乐队有了参加摇滚音乐比赛的机会。乐队在比赛中得到了第一名，而后詹决定让其情人吉米当鼓手，德里斯愤然离去……
繁华都市之中，年轻的陈文和他的一班好友怀揣各自的梦想，终日徘徊在等待与寻觅的地平线上。在偶然邂逅理想中的爱情目标刘荣之后，陈文渴望爱情的激情被瞬间点燃。在好友们的百般怂恿之下，经由绰号“孙子”的所谓“恋爱专家”点拨，陈文不顾一切地是展出五花八门的求爱攻略，演绎出一幕幕颇具喜剧色彩的浪漫情节。然而此时，在他身旁暗中相助的多年玩伴李静，却在心中默默隐藏着对陈文的真爱。在独自等待的人生旅途中，每一个青涩生命不断努力实践着梦想，在不知不觉中体味到成长的真实滋味……
大兴古玩店的伙计薛晨凭借一块玉石，获得了感知的超能力拥有超能力的薛晨在古玩界声名鹊起，也得到了不断寻找传家宝的宁萱萱的青睐，继而招来了古玩老板许铭的敌视，自大的许铭一方面觊觎着古玩协会孙金洋会长的位置，一方面设计陷害薛晨，旨在打击大兴古玩店。中计的薛晨名誉扫地，在宁萱萱的鼓励下重新振作，代表大兴参加古玩大赛，而正是在这次大赛中，与薛晨所藏古玉相配的一块玉佩现身，两枚宝物相配，将激发不可思议的超能力，与此同时，当年逼死薛晨父亲的仇人亦浮现……